http://gu.com/p/4d6y8/stw
Nothing has showcased Blatter’s malevolence and vindictiveness quite so strikingly as his extended (and still continuing) departure.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/09/sepp-blatter-fifa-appeal
His actions over the past few weeks have been the corporate equivalent
of targeted acid attacks, and you may be sure he will spend his
gardening leave digging further shallow graves.
Luckily, no real ladies are involved in any of this – Fifa has long
served as one of Earth’s leading cockocracies. Blatter hasn’t yet tried
to argue that the US attorney general, Loretta Lynch, should wear
tighter shorts while indicting him, but the ratio of male to female
parts in this drama is 50:1. Or 1:3000, if you count the prostitutes.